Who am i kidding? Oh right, most people

shouldnt:

We’ve officially reached that annoying time of year where it’s sweater weather in the morning, but by midday you die from a heatstroke.

(via shes-crazy-beautiful)

literaryvariation:

werethatgeneration:

We’re the generation of women who will teach their sons to act respectfully instead of teaching our daughters to beware

This is everything I stand for.

(via franceb4pants)

izziesworldofizzie:

elly-hiddlesherloki:

tyleroakley:

witchhctiw:

the-solitary-witch:

warriorsatthedisco:

Its called the Death Waltz, and was written as a joke but people have attempted it on piano.

Saxes move downstage.

I’ll just leave this here.

SWEET JESUS CLICK THAT

Important gems:
"Release the penguins"
"rests are imaginary"
"begin turning flame slightly higher and higher"
"bow real fast, slippage may occur"
"insert peanuts"

“All harpists stand up and wait,”
"Gong duet,"
"opt. shoe horn,"
"Bongos tilt,"
"Go fast."
And my favourite, “duck.”

izziesworldofizzie:

elly-hiddlesherloki:

tyleroakley:

witchhctiw:

the-solitary-witch:

warriorsatthedisco:

Its called the Death Waltz, and was written as a joke but people have attempted it on piano.

Saxes move downstage.

I’ll just leave this here.

SWEET JESUS CLICK THAT

Important gems:

"Release the penguins"

"rests are imaginary"

"begin turning flame slightly higher and higher"

"bow real fast, slippage may occur"

"insert peanuts"

All harpists stand up and wait,”

"Gong duet,"

"opt. shoe horn,"

"Bongos tilt,"

"Go fast."

And my favourite, “duck.”

(Source: someone-inconspicuous, via evilpotatoqueen)

izziesworldofizzie:

elly-hiddlesherloki:

tyleroakley:

witchhctiw:

the-solitary-witch:

warriorsatthedisco:

Its called the Death Waltz, and was written as a joke but people have attempted it on piano.

Saxes move downstage.

I’ll just leave this here.

SWEET JESUS CLICK THAT

Important gems:
"Release the penguins"
"rests are imaginary"
"begin turning flame slightly higher and higher"
"bow real fast, slippage may occur"
"insert peanuts"

“All harpists stand up and wait,”
"Gong duet,"
"opt. shoe horn,"
"Bongos tilt,"
"Go fast."
And my favourite, “duck.”

izziesworldofizzie:

elly-hiddlesherloki:

tyleroakley:

witchhctiw:

the-solitary-witch:

warriorsatthedisco:

Its called the Death Waltz, and was written as a joke but people have attempted it on piano.

Saxes move downstage.

I’ll just leave this here.

SWEET JESUS CLICK THAT

Important gems:

"Release the penguins"

"rests are imaginary"

"begin turning flame slightly higher and higher"

"bow real fast, slippage may occur"

"insert peanuts"

All harpists stand up and wait,”

"Gong duet,"

"opt. shoe horn,"

"Bongos tilt,"

"Go fast."

And my favourite, “duck.”

(Source: someone-inconspicuous, via evilpotatoqueen)

fckthestate:

bonsaibabe:

i dont think goosebumps books ever came into print i think they just mystically appeared in public school libraries one day already in mediocre condition

this sounds like a plot for a goosebumps book about goosebumps books

(Source: 37roses, via thomas-potter-everdeen)

me: im adorable like im literally the cutest person in every room i walk into
me 4 seconds later: behold the trash lord

drumcorpsdreamer:

love-you-meanit:

I was analyzing music for class tomorrow when THIS happened…

THIS IS THE BEST POST IN THE WORLD.

(via thomas-potter-everdeen)

retrogradeworks:

castielonfire:

marina-and-the-carbon:

heartofalifer:

SOMETIMES I GET SO FUCKING ANGRY WHEN I REMEMBER THAT I AM A GIRL BECAUSE MY MONEY HAS TO GO TO BUYING BRAS FOR THESE STUPID ORGANIC MILK BAGS AND PADS FOR MONTHLY UNWANTED SUBSCRIPTION OF LUCIFER’S WATERFALL LIKE WTF MAN WHY DONT THESE THINGS COME FREE WHEN MY UNWANTED PACKAGE IS GIVEN TO ME SERIOUSLY THO

Lucifer’s waterfall is the best description of periods I have ever heard

organic milk bags

LUCIFER’S WATERFALL

(via vigilant-iguana)