Who am i kidding? Oh right, most people

I’ve got a bad fucking headache and this one’s not gonna go away

zeusyallday:

so airplanes officially banned tweezers. honestly i think anyone that can hijack an airplane with a pair of tweezers deserves the airplane

(via shoot-dang-my-social-life)

kiodi:

my last word will probably be either “whoops” or “shit”

(via andrewquo)

acidpunch:

still laughing about yesterday during gender/sexuality studies class when our professor had everyone chant “VAGINA! PENIS! VAGINA!” a few times to make us more comfortable with saying those terms

and this girl just stands up slowly and says “…this… this isn’t math class…”

(via idris--the--tardis)

“Making someone feel amazing and loved is the most terrifyingly beautiful feeling you could ever be blessed to give. Because just as much as you make them feel alive, you may determine whether or not they live.”
One A Day #4 by J.W.J.B
(via jwjb)

(via madddiemcfly)

buttlid:

wanna make a secret handshake it involves us touching our mouths together for three hours

(via positivity-illumination)

“When I told my parents about the girl
That slit her wrists in the school bathroom
Or about the boy who tried to jump from the school balcony
Or about the boy who claimed he was going to light himself on fire- and succeeded
They told me it was a problem with my generation
That we are fucked up individuals and we are doing this
To each other
And they are wrong
We are doing this to each other but only because
We don’t know how to deal with our problems
Because no one has ever taught us
We have always been told that silence is golden
And kids should be seen and not heard
No one is born to hate
We were taught it by our parents
And our teachers
And our politicians
But we were never taught how to love
So why does it surprise them that we take our frustration out on each other
Instead of speaking up
And would rather take our own lives at the age of 12
Than become the cause of the same
pain”
— 4amsuicide (angry writing is sometimes productive)

(Source: 4amsuicide, via whydowefeel)

“The reason women are turning you down for casual sex seems to be that, for one thing, a lot of you are calling them sluts afterward. Also, a lot of you aren’t bothering to try to be good in bed.”
— Terri Conley, professor of psychology and women’s studies at the University of Michigan ( link )

(via shes-crazy-beautiful)